emma watson could get run over by a truck and still look good
Vielleicht gefällt dir das
- Bella Thorne: I'm bi--
- Disney: CYCLING !!! SHE'S BICYCLING!! SHE LOVES RIDING BICYCLES!!
- Bella Thorne: No!! I'm not bicycling!! Im bi--
- Disney: LATERAL!! THE LEFT SIDE OF HER BODY IS IN EXACT PROPORTION WITH THE RIGHT SIDE!! SHE'S BILATERAL!!
Disney
Disney macht uns falsche Vorstellungen von Liebe!!
- <p> <b>Someone:</b> so who's your favorite Disney prince?<p/><b>Me:</b> Poe Dameron<p/><b>Someone:</b> but he's not a pri-<p/><b>Me:</b> POE DAMERON<p/></p>
Every time someone comes out, I get five years added to my life. Ten years if they’re a Disney star.
The Signs as Disney Villains
Aries: Scar (The Lion King, 1994)
Taurus: Evil Stepmother (Cinderella, 1950)
Gemini: Hades (Hercules, 1997)
Cancer: Ursula (The Little Mermaid, 1989)
Leo: Queen of Hearts (Alice and Wonderland, 1951)
Virgo: The Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, 1937)
Libra: Captain Hook (Peter Pan, 1953)
Scorpio: Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty, 1959)
Sagittarius: Gaston (Beauty and the Beast, 1991)
Capricorn: Jafar (Aladdin, 1992)
Aquarius: Cruella de Vil (One Hundred and One Dalmations, 1961)
Pisces: Shadow Man (The Princess and the Frog, 2009)
I would rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you
Disney (via head-circus)
Reblog if you have boobs
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
Just read the notes
I’m not gonna risk anything
in the Frozen fandom, we don’t say “Happy Birthday”, we say “Dry Banana Hippy Hat” and I think that’s beautiful